Wednesday 11 November 2009

Cradle of Fear

To start with, heres a brilliant little gem I have come across, and feel the need to share it...'Cradle of Fear', a gore-fest low-budget erotica-horror film for obsessive nerd goths raised on blood and guts. It is two hours of semi-naked people stabbing and thwacking eachother to death with fake watery blood splattering on the walls. The selling of it (I think...) was been banned in the UK, but apparently they have some big cult following in America. Anyway, weirdly enought I actually found it's britishness, grange-hill acting and low budget made it brilliantly hilarious and charming. Theres only afew words in this film- mostly 'fuck' and the main character is Dani filth from cradle of filth. There's not really a plot, and its hard to remember any of the characters names, and all the people die anyway. 5 stars for effort. Greatly recommended.